Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Why are your pants in the freezer?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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