Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Randomize
