Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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