what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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