just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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