North Korea, Best Korea!
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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