Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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