im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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