I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I could fuck to npr.
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