My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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