too bad you live with your parents still
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
