I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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