we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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