hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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