I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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