K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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