# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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