Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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