I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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