Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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