is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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