I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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