Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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