Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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