For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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