So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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