What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Quick, to the slutcave!
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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