if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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