Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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