ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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