Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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