I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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