I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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