dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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