i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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