that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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