Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
We left an ass print on the piano.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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