you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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