No, drunk sperm still make babies.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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