:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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