3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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