So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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