Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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