Tell her she can't have a vagina
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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