Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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