i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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