I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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