i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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