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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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