I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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