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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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