How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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