we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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