Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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